X-men Can you feel my adamantium cock?

X-men, Wolverine (hugh jackman) and Colossus (daniel cudmore) were arguing about who has stronger metal, Wolverine's adamantium or Colossus' steel.
The only way to find out, Wolverine had to stick his adamantium cock in Colossus' buns of steel. Colossus asks Wolverine "Okay after you finish, its my turn to fuck your ass with my steel dick?"
Wolverine is thinking about it.